The Time Machine

A little while back, I won a bid on eBay for a box full of illustrated classic books for kids. I’ve been working my way through them with Hunter and Emma, reading a chapter or two to them each night as part of their “bedtime routine.” We just finished reading The Time Machine and the kids really got into it. When we were done, I figured it would be fun to go rent the old Time Machine movie they made back in the 60’s and watch it with the kids. We had this movie when I was a kid and I probably watched it a dozen times at least. I had all these memories of the cool effects and of how scary the morlocks were.

We had a fun time watching it with the kids who remembered parts from the book and thought it was all fun but let’s just say, this is one of those movies that the years have not been kind to. Amy and I had a hard time not laughing at all the cheezy effects. The best part, I think, was one scene showing a city being destroyed that was clearly some kid’s train set with matchbox cars being set on fire. Hilarious! There were other problems too. It seemed like the time traveler just spent the whole movie yelling at people for being from the future. Plus, the morlocks all looked like they came straight out of a John Goodman look-a-like contest (that they didn’t win for being too fat. Zing!).

It’s kind of sad, actually. I had such good memories of that movie. There are other movies I liked when I was younger that I avoid watching again just because I don’t want to be let down like that. Does anyone else do that?

By the way, I know Uncle Rico’s time machine has nothing to do with The Time Machine movie, but I just couldn’t resist (Oh, it kills, it kills! Turn it off! Turn it off!).

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Podcasts

So, I was able to come home early from work today (hey, wait a minute! Amy doesn’t go to work. Who is this?) and I’m watching the kids while Amy (yes, this still isn’t her) is taking Hannah to a doctor’s appointment. Before she left, Amy (have you figured out who this is yet?) told me that I finally need to write a post of my own on the blog. I think she’s gotten kind of sick of me telling her, “you should post about this” or “why don’t you write about that.” Anyway, I thought I’d post a list of my current favorite podcasts. For those not in the know (you know who you are… or maybe you don’t and that’s the problem), podcasts are mp3 audio shows. They can be from big multimedia companies or from some guy in his basement. You can subscribe to the shows using iTunes or some other program and it will download each episode as it is posted for you to listen to on your computer or mp3 player.

I got hooked on podcasts back at Duke when I was issued an iPod by the school. I stopped telling people that Duke gave me a free iPod when I started having to repay my student loans. At first, most podcasts were of the “guy in his basement discussing his latest government conspiracy theories and/or Star Trek fantasies” variety. As time has gone on, bigger companies have gotten in on it and there are some pretty good ones out there now. It really came in handy when we were up in LA and I would have to deal with some pretty long commutes. Now, though, I’m totally hooked on them and they’re all I’ll listen to in the car no matter how short the commute is.

So, without further ado, here’s a list of some of my current favorites. You can find any of these by doing a search for them in the iTunes store. They have their own podcasting section and they’re all free to subscribe to:

Slate Explainer Podcasts – these are cool, 5 minute articles from slate.com that come out just about every day. They explain something that is usually tied to some recent news event. Recent episodes have been: “Why do Iranian bombs have English labels?”, “Why does the camera add 10 pounds?”, “Was Britney’s Hair Full of Drugs?”, “Can you smell without a nose?” and my personal favorite, “Do Mormon athletes wear the temple garment under their uniforms?”

NPR: Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! – This is a great show that comes out once a week. It’s a quiz show about stories in the news from the previous week. It’s a bit of a mix of The Daily Show with Who’s Line Is It Anyway. They have three panelists for each show (Mo Rocca, Paula Poundstone and P.J. O’Rourke are repeat guests) and they quiz them on stuff from the news. The actual quiz isn’t that important; it’s mainly just a vehicle for them to point out stuff they think is funny. They also have a celebrity guest on each week and quiz them on random stuff. They just had Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer on and they quizzed him on what he knew about Ozzy Osbourne (not much, as it turns out).

The Ethicist – This is a podcast of a weekly article in the New York Times where people write in asking about ethical dilemmas. It’s short and interesting and the author can be pretty funny sometimes.

NPR: Sunday Puzzle – A weekly podcast hosted by Will Shortz, the editor of the NYT crossword puzzle (if you haven’t seen the documentary, Wordplay, about crosswords and the annual tournament hosted by Will Shortz, you should. It’s good). This is a nice, little brainteaser.

Mike Birbiglia’s Secret Public Journal – This is a series of stories written by stand-up comedian, Mike Birbiglia. He doesn’t seem to be putting out any new ones, but the ones that he did put out are really funny.

Grammer Girl’s Quick and Dirty Tips for Better Writing – Pretty much what it sounds like. Surprisingly interesting and I’ve learned a few things already (when to use further vs. farther). There are a whole series of “Quick and Dirty” podcasts on other subjects you can subscribe to at qdnow.com. I also like Mr. Manners and Legal Lad.

Chronicle Podcasts: Correct Me If I’m Wrong… – These are hilarious. The San Francisco Chronicle newspaper posts some of their more interesting voicemails left by readers. They’re usually cranky weirdos with way too much time on their hands. One of their posts from a guy complaining about how the term “pilotless drones” is redundant has gotten popular from a bunch of people sampling it in songs.

Discovery Channel Features – These can be either 5-minute teasers for upcoming shows or, sometimes, the entire show. Pretty cool.

This American Life – This is another show from NPR. It’s a weekly, 1-hour show that picks a theme and tells 3 or 4 stories about it. I’m actually a bit surprised that I like this since the host of the show has a highly mockable presentation style. The stories can be really interesting, though. Last week, their theme was “The Allure of the Mean Friend”.

I have a bunch of other podcasts that I subscribe to, including some cool ones in Italian, but this is a pretty good sample of the ones I find most interesting. Does anyone else listen to podcasts. Any suggestions on other good ones?

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